Well, it’s Monday morning and I am “STILL AT IT”! You remember I was on a “CLEANING TEAR”. But I had to stop just a minute to give you a few facts about the TIME CHANGE!
I can remember the “old folks” saying, man I hate it when the time changes. It messes up my chickens and cows. I thought they were crazy at the time. I thought to myself, what on earth does the time change have to do with the cows and chickens? But being young, I would just laugh and say to myself, you are just getting OLD! CAN’T HANDLE CHANGE.
Well, you people, it’s a different story when it affects your life. We were sitting here on Saturday Night and the Hubby said, oh my the time changes tonight. I said SO WHAT? Just run your watch back an hour. How hard can that be? But of course he had to buy one of those watches that tellsl you everything except how much money you have in your pocket. He says, “it takes me forever to get everything on it changed”. Well, you know my answer, I am sorry but that is your problem. I have one of those inexpensive watches that you get at Wal-Mart and you just put it on and wear it. No problem, just FLIP THE STEM and it is done. Of course, I was so caught up in telling him how to do his and trying to help him do it, that I forgot to change mine.
Sunday morning, I get up at the same old time I usually do and had my coffee and all of a sudden, I looked at my watch and thought I better get ready for church. Of course, the Hubby had already decided the night before that he was not going. Just I let him be. I guess changing his watch just wore him out! You know the old saying, “let sleeping dogs lay”. That way they don’t bit you. Well, I was rushing around and he raised up out of the bed and asked, what on earth is the hurry? I told him, I will be late for church. Just go back to sleep! He laughed and laughed and said, “woman you are going to be the first one there because you will be an hour early!” He said, “you were so busy trying to tell me what to do that you forgot to set your watch and the clock in the kitchen”! Tee Hee Ha Ha. I got one up on you now. Ask me if that started my day off right! Just for that I just sat down and read the paper.
But here is the kicker, as I told you before; I am the #1 football fan. On Sunday, you don’t get between me and the television. After church, it is football all day and all night! Three games, I tell you ladies you got to get hooked on football those quarterbacks are great to look at. Of course I let the Hubby look at it also that is if he is good and keeps his mouth shut. See I get even during football season, he tells me to “shut up and fish” during the fishing season and I tell him the same during the football season. What would I ever do without the Hubby? I wouldn’t have anybody to argue with. Should he ever leave home, I told him I was going with him! He let me know right away NO WAY!
The football afternoon went bad, my first team lost, I mean really bad. I wasn’t too happy about that and then I got mixed up on the time of the next game and missed half of it. They won so that made the day a little better. Then the night game was awful. My favorite quarterback hardly got on the field because the other team kept taking the ball away from my team. What a bummer! I guess you can tell my now, my team lost! You got it, I am somewhat upset. The Hubby had to remind me a couple of times, that it’s only a game. You are worse than those old guys that go to the game and give everybody around them a fit because they are screaming at the top of their voice. COOL IT WOMAN, you are going to have a stroke and then I will have to wait on you the rest of my life. Now that would be a bummer. I can’t imagine him waiting on anybody!
After I cooled down, it was time for my favorite show that comes on after “THE AMAZING RACE”. That is another thing. You never know when that program is going to end so you have to set your DVR to tape the show and the show after it also. Well, by this time my eyes are drooping. You see I usually go to bed at 10 o’clock and by 9 0’clock I could barely stay awake.
The Hubby had to remind me that it was the TIME CHANGE! So now I know everything, even the cows, chickens and OLD TULIP gets messed up when the time changes.
Hope you people didn’t have such a day as I had. It’s Monday morning and since the time changed, I woke up at 5 o’clock instead of 6! Double Bummer.
Till then, smile at everybody you meet. It might be the only smile they get during the day!