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Ask me what it’s like to be on Lake Malone this time of the year! MAN IT IS COLD!!

If you don’t believe me, ask the long ranger fisherman that I saw on the lake today. He was in a beautiful “HOT” YELLOW FISHING BOAT. All I got to say is, man you are brave. I don’t think any fish is worth being out there today. The wind was blowing “nighty to nothing”.

The other day the Hubby said the Game Warden even stopped him to ask how he was doing. Said he hadn’t seen anyone else on the lake all day.

Well, ladies, don’t faint but I am off fishing and on to PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALL! I know I probably have more fans out there when I mention this sport. At least it’s a warm sport, all kinds of good snack food. Also great gatherings to watch the game and a lot of “money pots” just to guess what the score might be.

I must say, I do love the game but better still I love the quarter backs. I know they are only great because they have someone guarding them but let’s face it; they are pretty good to look at also.

I will share my favorites and you can check them out. The Packers, Jets, Colts, Broncos and the Rams.

There is one thing I cannot understand, how in the world some of those guys play with all that HAIR! Can you imagine how it feels to have all that hair hanging down after they have played an entire game? I hate to wash my hair and my hair is short. I would not like to have to wash and dry all that stuff and play foot ball too. But it’s like the Hubby says, they must think it looks good or they wouldn’t have it. I hate it when the Hubby is right!

I also like to be an “arm chair coach”! You know what that is, it’s telling them what to do from your favorite arm chair. Why is it, it seems so easy when you see the game from this position. Sometimes I wish I could just reach right through the television and “jerk a knot” in some of the players. I sometime wonder how the coaches don’t do that from the side lines. The Hubby says, it wouldn’t do for you to coach because all the players would “gang up” and “WHOOP UP’ on you. Sometime I get so mad that the Hubby says, CALM YOURSELF WOMAN or you will have a stroke.

As you can see, I am passionate about my football. Man, when it’s fishing season, I love fishing but when it’s football season, I truly love the sport. I really don’t know which I like the best.

I guess the good Lord takes care of me by providing a season for fishing and a season for Football.

Well, ladies and gentlemen, I have to cut this short because it is Monday Night and you know what that means! MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL. I have to get by favorite chair all warmed up, my TV control in my right hand, my cup of coffee on the table next to my chair and I am ready to coach! So let the game begin. HEY, I FORGOT THE POPCORN. Can’t have a football game without popcorn. That’s my favorite.

Until next time, enjoy the changing of the leaves and check out your television guide for your favorite football game. Check it out, you might learn to like the game as much as I do. Till next time!



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