WELL, I HOPE YOU MISSED ME LAST WEEK. I got an e-mail from the newspaper and O.J. mentioned that he had not received any words from me. Ask me if that sent me into a tail spin! I told him I thought I had but guess what; when I checked back….I GOOFED BIG TIME. So when I read my paper this past Friday I enjoyed Mr. Dickerson’s column; he told all about his new home. I truly hope he lets the public see his beautiful place of history someday. I cannot wait. I am one of those people who like old houses.
On to the next subject, when I was putting my things away in my little cottage on wonderful Lake Malone, I found this awful thing in my closet. It was something I had not used since I left last fall. It was a WEIGHT SCALE! You know the kind that you step on and see how much you weigh. All of a sudden, the Hubby came in and wanted to know what I was screaming about. I had to tell him that something must be wrong with my scales because they were reading wrong. Of course he had to say; well I bet they are not showing that you lost any weight. I told him he was right and that’s when the fight started. Poor ME.
I told him I would show him; so now I have the perfect Tulip Green Diet Plan. Now if for some reason you might have put on a little weight here and there, then just follow this plan and I guarantee you will love it. You have to look good before bathing suit season. You know that is not until June. Really it has to be HOT before I put on a bathing suit. So ladies we have got time to look our very best by then.
First rule is remember that everything that goes across your lips goes on your hips!
Second rule is if you know it has lots of calories; then don’t buy it at the store. You see you will be saving money also.
Third rule is if you see that you just “can’t live without it”; then you find a substitute for it. You know those things that have DIET written all over it.
Fourth rule is absolutely do not eat anything after you have eaten supper. NO LATE NIGHT SNACKS.
Fifth rule is if you have been sitting in your easy chair, like I have; then get up and move around. I don’t mean in the house, I mean outside; like walking every day. Not only will it make you skinny but you will feel better. Rake those leaves, bend over and pick up all those limbs that fell from the trees during the winter.
Then when you have done all that you will be ready for those skin tight leggings that I saw at Walgreens today. I nearly flipped when the Hubby said, “Why don’t you get a pair”; they look really sexy. So ladies when you go to Walgreens in Russellville check out that pair of legs. If you want to wear a pair of those this summer, then make sure you cut this column out of the paper and pin it to your refrig. Then I will guarantee you will look great in a pair of those legging. Of course you will be ready for a bathing suit also.
Better go, if this diet works for you then let me know. You got my e-mail address. Bye now and really enjoy every moment!